Conversations with a Niece Pt.II

Her: Hi Uncle Reggie!
Me: Hey little one. Did you forget to brush your teeth? Your breath smells.
Her: I brushed my teeth already. Silly Uncle, you can't smell over the phone.
Me: I can.
Her: Really?
Me: ...no.
Her: Boo! Why do you like tricking me?
Me: Because you're adorable.
Her: So Daddy wanted me to tell you that the woman you are dating right now is a cunt.
Me: *laughter* That's sweet dear. Thank you for telling me that.
Her: What does cunt mean?
Me: You might want to ask your mom about that.
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So this conversation actually came around late September.
Really need to laugh at the time.
If I could, I would've hugged the ish out of her.

Personally, I define cunt as:

Can't
Understand
Normal
Thinking

I really do lead a boring life.